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DF’s Musings

June 10th, 2010 · No Comments · DF's musings

Doctors have performed the first U.S penis transplant. Why this guy wanted a second penis is his business.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are apparently heading towards divorce. He actually asked for one a few years ago but she couldn’t understand what he was saying.
Papa John’s Pizza is offering 50 percent off the day after the Yankees score 6 or more runs. They might as well make the offer for the day after the Yankees have  a no-hitter.
Chelsea Handler, referring to the Kardashians, claims she had to leave E! because her butt wasn’t big enough. Her mouth, of course, is another story.
Ted Cruz has picked Carly Fiorina as his running mate.   I guess he won’t be saying “Let Carly do for the country what she did for Hewlett-Packard.”
Lena Dunham says she will move to Canada if Donald Trump becomes President. Oh God! Now I have to vote for him.
























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