That Show With Michael Rakosi

“The Good Humor Man Always Rings Twice.”

“Baby Boomers” is a nice appellation, I guess, for my people, generally thought of as those born between August ’46 and December ’63.  Nice is nice, but it’s not the “Greatest generation”, or “Gen X” (forceful and mysterious).  It doesn’t seem weird or peculiar that our generation fought and protested the same war, brought down a President, brought forth rock n’ roll and widespread drug use, (sometimes intertwined), integration, women’s rights, health awareness and gave birth to the speak-your-own-mind-endlessly era, which were aided by the personal computer, cellphones and all the “I” things, which resulted in the interconnectivity of everyone, everywhere.

Toasted Almond ice cream bars, for example, have their own Facebook page.  That’s right, the one flavor that means only Good Humor. Not Coconut or Chocolate Chip Candy, (my personal favorite), not Strawberry Shortcake or Chocolate Eclair. Only Toasted Almond makes you think only of Good Humor.  Cold, delicious and endlessly surprising.   The Good Humor man or woman (Yes, there were women, my friend Sandy was one), arrived at approximately the same time every day, and caused screaming. “Dad, I need a quarter! A Dime!” “What does everyone want?!”  My nephew Mark used to cry every time he heard the bells, because having had ice cream twice that day already, his mother would think three was ‘overload’ and say no.   Anticipating this, he would start to weep upon hearing the bells.

I was a Good Humor man for one Summer in the late ‘60’s.  It taught me kindness, business, empathy and more. I was a relief driver and got seven dollars for loading a truck and two dollars for showing up when not needed. I got twenty five percent of what I sold, and a bonus of 8% for everything I sold over $100.  (That was called “bageling”)

The best thing about the job was feeling as if you were bringing a spark of joy into people’s otherwise mundane lives.  A moment of pleasure on a hot Summer’s afternoon or early evening.

Bringing joy is a really nice thing. Good Humor is Hnot actually humor, but it is good.   Very few jobs share those characteristics, except maybe standup comedy.

Maybe “Toasted Almond” is a good name for our generation.  Many of us were toasted a good deal of the time, and all but a few of us were ‘nutty,’ but I think it would be a hard sell.

By the way, my nephew Mark, grew up and made a lot of money, and bought a Good Humor truck to put on his estate. Now he makes his own kids cry.

My generation has been one of myriad opportunities and that damned word, “choice” again.  But this generation goes from the middle of Truman to the beginning of Johnson, and the pressures of all those years was not the same.

Many of the generation chose to serve, some to flee in protest, some to become teachers, some to stay in school ad infinitum. Clinton and George W. Bush are among us, as are Billy Crystal and Robin Williams.  Barack Obama is one of us, Michelle Obama is an honorary member.  George Carlin and Robert Klein are not Boomers. None of the Beatles or Rolling Stones are, nor The Beach Boys (except for the late Carl Wilson.)  And the entire 2008 Republican Presidential ticket missed it from both ends.  Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are, but none of the people behind Facebook are.

Baby Boomers have exercised, vegan-ized, self-actualized and botox-ed, in a defiance of age, both physically and metaphorically, for so long, that first careers, and often second, have come and gone, and we are still rarin’ to go.

We’ve had second families and second careers. Lifepaths that were detoured by marriage, wars, babies, have often sprung to life after we felt our familial and career responsibilities had ebbed or ceased.  Little sprouts and buds of new ventures sprung through crowded sidewalks as this generation, which admired Timothy Leary, Abbie Hoffman, Gerry Rubin, William Westmoreland and Richard Nixon (By the way, none members), seeks another sense of fulfillment without the Peter Max covered VW bus.  (Not a member either)

Our generation thought that age and infirmity would never touch us, (some of us were actually glowing), and to quote Lucille Lortel, “Age is just a number, and mine is unlisted.”

But enough with the overview.  Everyone has heard these names in whatever juxtaposition. Specifics interest us. Hence, the birth of “Ice Road Truckers.”

When one is young, impressionable, impressed and driven, when your parents are attorneys, one cannot decide to be a carny, a clown, or a denizen of late night comedy clubs with drinks and drugs and smokes and seedy characters, (are there still such a thing as seedy characters?)

My parents, being who they were, had expectations for this investment of love, time, money and their son.  My college years were at best, spotty, and I went into the Real Estate business, barely surviving at first, but then achieving greater and greater success.

Success often breeds success, (as does its often abused stepbrother, failure), but I did very well, with all the bells and whistles; the chauffeured car, the art collection, the giant New York City apartment, but saw it all go away in the early nineties like a tsunami of liquid plumber.

My creativity, long in hibernation, came back to the fore during therapy, and I came up with the idea for a talk show; sort of a real life therapy with the viewer as voyeur.

My partner, Anita and I shopped it, and were told by a leading agency, “We don’t want anything this good.” “You need a comedian or celebrity to host.”

Rising to the challenge of always being the funniest, and I mean that without equivocation; Someone suggested that I am the bastard child of Dr. Phil and Don Rickles.

Knowing that both my metaphorical parents were bald deterred me not, and I took a standup comedy writing class given by one D.F. Sweedler.  The graduation was an appearance at the famed Comic Strip Live in Manhattan.

It was overwhelmingly exciting, without the nerves. (When you lose all your money, few things make you nervous again.) It was also great, unreal, and a high unlike any other.

That was over 300 appearances ago (at the Comic Strip alone), and gigs around the country, in L.A., Chicago, Cleveland, Denver, etc.

It has, in essence, given birth to “That Show with Michael Rakosi”, which has been thrilling in execution, acceptance and acclaim, a mighty trio.

We have male boomers speaking about their lives. Our only rule is, “No Sports and no politics.” It is touching, warm, informative and funny. Women can’t believe it. I can barely believe it myself.

Thomas Wolfe said, “You can’t go home”, but you can certainly come out for the second act.

The Good Humor man always rings twice.